Thursday, January 4, 2024

लाक्डाउन - Hindi Poem from May 2020

 लाक्डाउन


बात उन दिनों कि थी
बस… चंद ही महीनों के पहले की।
जब हर सुबह घर से निकलना था एक ज़बरदस्ती
हम सबको अंदर रहके करनी थी मस्ती।
हर रोज़ स्कूल और दफ़्तर – क्या बोर
और बाहर – क्या ट्रैफ़िक, क्या शोर!

मगर एक शाम TV पे आया
वो छप्पन इंच के छती वाला – वही – वो टी वाला।
और वो बोला – "अपने प्यारे देश वासियों
बचके रहना सर्दियों, बुख़ारों ओर खासियों से।
फैल रहा है करोना – मगर आप लोग डरो ना,
बस हो जाओ लाक्डाउन, This will all come down.”

तो हमने भी उनकी भरोसा की –
रोज़ बर्तन, झाड़ू और पोछा की।
बंद कर दिया बाहर घूमना
और शुरू किया अपनी अपनी computer से zoom-ना।

पहले दो तीन हफ़्ते सब ठीक थे।
समय बिताए, नाचना और गाना सीखते।
घर बैठे बैठे देखे हमने सपने रंगीन
कि बाहर क़ाबू में आने लगा Covid-19.

पर जब जब बोतल ख़ाली होने लगे,
और हम सब घर के मालिक से माली होने लगे,
सब को याद आने लगी अपनी बाई
और हर भाई ढूँढने लगा अपना अपना नाई।

अब छप्पन इंच वाले की बात सुनकर हो गए दिन छप्पन
धीरे धीरे याद आने लगा अपना बचपन।
नहीं – तब की नहीं जब हमारे नरम गाल थे!
अरे सोचो यार – जनवरी फ़रवरी इसी साल के!
जब सिनेमा, होटल जाते थे हर रविवार,
और हाथ धोते थे दिन में बस दो चार बार।
जब हम दोस्तों से गले मिलते,
और बच्चे पेड़ के तले मिलते।
बस WhatsApp में करते थे नमस्ते

आज तो दूसरे से मिलने के लिए हाथ तरसते!

जाने कहाँ गए वो दिन,
Social distancing के बिन!

मैं सोच रहा हूँ, अब बहुत हो गया।
मैं तो अंदर रहके अपना दिमाग़ खो गया।
चलो बाहर निकलते हैं, जाएँगे काम पे।
बोझ डालेंगे प्रभु के नाम पे!
दोस्तों से हाथ नहीं तो क्या, नज़रें मिलाएँगे।
जुड़े हाथ chat पे ही क्यों, असल में दिखाएँगे।
रखेंगे आपस में दो मीटर की दूरी
मगर आपसे face to face मिलना है ज़रूरी।

खुली हवा के लिए हाथ चार क्या, चालीस बार धो लेंगे।
और चिंता मत करो – आप से मास्क के पीछे से ही बोलेंगे।

हाँ, वाइरस से थोड़ा डर के रहना तो नीत है,
क्योंकि मित्रों,
डर के आगे तो जीत है!

Thursday, September 10, 2020

Think!

 Think!


There was a time not too long ago,

when things happened, what we might call slow.

When we were mindful, not mind full!

When one could think

for longer than an eye's blink.

When words were responded to, not replied to,

when thoughts flowed, not flew,

when ideas were sowed and thought through.


When information was sought, insights were from thought,

when we searched for meanings, not just for random things.


Then we started to find

everything even before we looked,

and to data we got hooked.

Where knowledge rained, till we were pained,

not sure what was gained, and thoughts waned, and our eyes were strained

and there was not much left in our brains...


to think!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Periods of self-doubt

I, as an engineer, am used to certainty. At least I am used to aiming for it - knowing full well that I may not achieve it in every situation. While engineering doesn't always ensure perfect predictability, it is, by definition, a science aimed at minimizing uncertainity.

But little outside of engineering works this way. You would make bets in business of the type that no designer of bridges would make. The business leader is far more ready to accept failure of his bet (albeit sourly), than a bridge designer is. And this is not only because there are lives at risk in a bridge that is designed based "on a hunch". Engineers just don't like to see their efforts fail due to silly things such as "hope", "belief" and "faith."

But what about personal relationships? How far can or should we pre-calculate actions that we take? Plan too much, and you're viewed as "scheming". Don't plan at all, and you're viewed as "flaky". This becomes especially hard in delicate personal situations where you don't know whether to take the cerebral route or the emotional, spontaneous route. And the outcomes are often unmeasurable... And hence the up and down periods of self-doubt...

Sunday, November 15, 2009

2012: The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen


 

11/15/2009 2am: I just got back from watching 2012. It was arguably the worst movie I have ever seen in my life so far. I thought it insulated the audience at so many levels that it was beyond mindlessly funny. Clearly this review is not as much a complete, thought out commentary, and more of a rant – I need to get this stuff off my chest.


 

So there is this Indian scientist (with an inexplicable name – I have never heard of that name in India), who is one of the main people involved in collecting data about the end of the world. Jimi Mistry (the actor) has barely 20 lines in the movie – and 3 of them are in Hindi. His Hindi is unbelievable!!! They basically had an American (or British… I don't know this guy) play the part of an Indian scientist, and when he spoke his Hindi lines, it sounded terrible. I am amazed that they couldn't find a half-decent 2-bit Indian actor to play the role of the scientist. Why the hell do Westerners have to make movies about India with Western actors? Are our actors so bad that they can't even play Indians!!!!??


 

Then there is this scene where this woman is at the threshold of the life-saving ship, the doors about to close, and she is busy trying to get her doggie's attention hoping that it can also get into the ship and be saved from catastrophe. Did we need this 3 minute sequence to extend the 2h38m movie?


 

The President is plain lame. I didn't know Danny Glover could be so bad.


 

They did spare us some headache by not really explaining the science bit in much detail, because it wouldn't have made any sense anyways.


 

The high point of the movie was Woddy Harrelson – that man is genius in any role he plays…


 

Alright, I need to watch some sane TV before going to bed…


 

Monday, March 23, 2009

Why I can’t stand TV in India

I have returned to India after eight and a half years, and am absolutely repulsed by television here. If I thought media in the west went overboard trying to capture audiences' senses, TV in India is pure sensory overload. Here are ten reasons I just can't stand watching TV here:


 

  1. There are at least five channels on each theme in each language (movies, religion, sports, soaps, news…)
  2. Every channel has at least two lines and most channels have three lines of scrolling teletext. What's more – none of the teletext actually corresponds to the actual program going on – which means you can't even watch it with the volume muted.
  3. "Till the cows come home" carries a new meaning with our news channels. Every topic is repeated, squeezed, analyzed, and chewed until the cows really come home. Be it the postponement of IPL, Slumdog's Oscars, or that two-headed dog that was spotted in Ichalkaranji.
  4. Half the screen in most programs is covered with cartoons, advertisements, animations and other distractions – which are designed to ensure that just in case we wish to divert our attention for the 0.35ms when the host is not speaking, we have something else to look at.
  5. Over 50% of the programming is based on some sort of a stage contest. Singing, dancing, stand-up comedy, and several other ways for participants to make fools out of themselves.
  6. Soap operas – where to start. I'll leave the obvious complaints aside – and refer to the background music. Every word, every line comes with its own tune. Here is an example:

    Actor 1: "What are you doing here?" <suspicious music>

    Actress 2: "Who are you to ask?" <angry music>

    Actor 1's mother: "Come on – it is after all her home too…" <loving, tender flute music>

    And so on.

    Someone has got to talk to those music directors…

  7. The better a program is, the longer and more frequent the ad breaks. By "better" I am not talking about watchable – it is all relative to the other terrible programs there are. There have got to be rules about how long and frequent ad breaks can be.
  8. Everything is so loud and high pitched. Ads, soaps, those "You're watching … TV" jingles… So loud. And no channel can get its audio leveling right – you would need to increase the volume to be able to listen to the dialogues in the movie – just to get your ears blown off by the sudden commercial break.
  9. I am going crazy with the number of times each commercial (advertisement) is repeated within each break. The same jingles, same words, repeating over, and over, and over, and over again ARE SIMPLY DRIVING ME NUTS!
  10. Who said Americans were after sex and nudity – Film songs and clips on Indian TV are far raunchier than anything I have ever seen in network television in the US in all my years. Add to that, the whole time the IPL postponement was being discussed, the only clips in the background were those of the Cheerleaders. I suppose after all, IPL is only about scantily clad women who know nothing about cricket dancing in front of salivating audiences.


 

Gosh – I love those new LCD TVs – but I can't stand the programming. I think I am just going to buy one and not subscribe to cable – and watch digital photographs to admire the display.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

On Corporate Social Responsibility

I was relatively silent in today's class discussion on Corporate Social Responsibility despite the several thoughts that were going through my head as things progressed. The professor and several members of the class brought up many points – some which I agree with, and others I disagree with. In this note, I am hoping to put a structure around these thoughts, to clarify my own understanding. I will use instances from within and outside the Nestle case to address the finer points.

What is responsibility?

The most relevant of the four definitions at www.dictionary.com is "a particular burden of obligation upon one who is responsible." A further search of the word "responsible" results in several references to accountability. In the context of a corporation, the question then is about who the corporation accountable to, and what those obligations are. Upon giving some thought, I find that the components of the "pyramid" drawn by Prof. Kaul on the board form an adequate framework to explore the stakeholders and the obligations towards them.

The above classification is not perfect, nor are the various rows mutually exclusive of each other. However, these are the stakeholders that most readily enforce a corporation's performance on each dimension. The row on which I struggled the most was in determining the stakeholder that enforces ethical obligations. The most powerful I believe is the marketplace – a company which has engaged in unethical behavior, be it against its customers, competitors or collaborators, will be ultimately punished by the marketplace (which is constituted by these three parties).

The point that comes out of the above table is that while the first three obligations end up getting enforced on most corporations, the social component gets enforced only through the response of one of the other three stakeholders.

At this point, I have a couple of concerns with the direction the class discussion on this paradigm went.

  1. Philanthropy is not an obligation. On the other hand, the "R" in CSR is an item of obligation. This was what was brought up by Adi Gupta (perhaps bluntly), and is a matter that merits considerable discussion. Most corporations substitute philanthropy for social responsibility. I will discuss this a little later.
  2. What divides ethics and philanthropy is not a fine line – there is a clear distinction between the two. In very simple terms, ethical behavior is necessary to prevent harm (to those affected directly or indirectly by one's activities), whereas philanthropic behavior is directed to create welfare to those affected. The fine line involved here is between the questions of what one "ought to be doing" and "could be doing." Philanthropy is only one of the things an individual or corporation "could be doing" for general welfare.


 

What is a corporation's responsibility towards the society?

A corporation's responsibility to the society is to ensure that the sum total of its activities do not result in a net loss to the society's welfare. This objective can be pursued in the following ways:

  • Welfare creation: Perform activities that create welfare, in a way that may or may not be related to the organization's business
  • Impact mitigation: Offset the ill-effects of your business through other actions
  • Impact minimization: Minimize the ill-effects of your business on the society
  • Benefit maximization: Maximize benefit to society due to your business


 

For most corporations, this list represents an increasing order of difficulty. The topmost item on this list is "philanthropy". In my opinion, this should form only a small portion of a firm's social responsibility. However, most firms appear to use their philanthropic activities as a proxy for the other three. At General Electric, where I worked for four years, employees are encouraged to contribute (time or money) to a variety of activities, organized by Habitat for Humanity, The United Way, or Elfun. The company was generous in matching monetary contributions to any of several listed causes. And as the article by Bhattacharjee and Sen indicates, these go a long way in attracting, retaining and motivating the best talent. And yes, they provide sufficient freedom and flexibility to not make it feel like a top-down mandate. But is this really enough? I was disappointed that the discussion in the class could (for various reasons) not dig deeper into the other three questions I mentioned above.


 

Should CSR necessarily be altruistic?

Part of the discussion centered around the cynical view that firms undertake "CSR"-related activities for its ultimate economic benefit. I see no issue with a firm deriving benefits in any sphere due to its activities in any other sphere. The Body Shops profits from selling natural cosmetics, as well as from highlighting the fact that they don't beat down the self respect of women by advertising using supermodels. Dell is on a quest today to become the "greenest technology company" and has so far focused on minimizing the environmental impact of their operations – and are not demure about their efforts. IBM has taken a more direct route – they are hoping to profit by making their products "green". Similarly, Nestle is perfectly justified in launching an "Ethical Coffee" blend, to capture customers who will respond to the same. It is when we equate CSR with philanthropy that the issue of altruism creeps in. In my opinion, the two issues must not be confused, as they commonly are.


 

Partner's Blend and Nestle's Social Responsibility

I'd like to analyze Nestle's Partners Blend along the four lines listed above. The question of whether they should go with their own notion of fairness to coffee growers or follow FLO's guidelines is secondary, and will be briefly discussed later. Information about the case discussed in class is here.

Welfare Creation: In undertaking £500,000 worth of developmental activities in Ethiopia and El Salvador, Nestle has (conveniently) added points to its "Social Balance Sheet." That they advertise and benefit from this must not detract from the fact that the coffee growers have also benefited. At 300 tonnes per year (1 ton = 2200lb), this contribution amounts to 25p per pound of coffee. It must be noted that this is in fact larger than the $0.05/lb that FLO promises farmers.

Impact Mitigation: The "impact" under question is the fact that most coffee growers end up getting a substantially smaller portion of the proceeds of selling coffee than they are entitled to, mainly because of the large number of intermediaries involved in the trading chain. Nestle helped mitigate the coffee growers pain of having to depend on coffee alone by supporting SEM to improve their coffee quality and helping diversify their income streams. Note that increasing purchase price (as advocated by FLO) is only one of the ways to mitigate revenue under-realization from coffee beans.

Impact Minimization: By purchasing 20% of their coffee directly, Nestle is clearly trying to minimize the ill-effects of multiple intermediaries – by cutting out intermediaries. It is at this stage that it becomes relevant to ask about increasing this percentage. As the largest single seller (and buyer) of coffee in the world, this is a company that may have the financial muscle to survive through increased costs through increased prices, if need be. Nestle has the power to transform the entire coffee market, and they must consider making it their aim to do so. The question brought up by Sanjiv – "What then if all coffee becomes Fairtrade equivalent" – could simply be answered by saying that the purpose of several social organizations should be to make their own existence redundant!

Benefit Maximization: Making the goal of maximizing benefit to coffee growers is certainly a harder pill to swallow, because it cuts right into the company's goals to offer their products at the most competitive price in the market. That said, in most cases, companies may not be investing enough in plucking the low-hanging-fruit simply because those benefits do not accrue to them. For example, Nike could either set "minimum standards" (minimizing impact) or "target conditions" (maximizing benefits) for the working conditions at their manufacturing facilities in Asia. The cost of having one Nike employee oversee these facilities continuously is not very significant.


 

The Fairtrade Question

After reading part (B) of the case, I was relieved that both Nestle and FLO did the right thing. One of the most unfortunate outcomes of several social ventures is that countervailing opinions on "what is the better thing to do" slow down the delivery of any amount of "good" to the intended beneficiary, let alone the "better". To me, the debate between Nestle and FLO was, at least in part, about this. Ultimately, both organizations were able to agree that coffee growers would benefit from the launch of Partners Blend, and were able to lend credibility to each others' efforts. Since this step has been crossed, it remains to be seen how far Nestle slides along the spectrum of activities constituting social responsibility.

Summary

Corporate Social Resposibility is much more than philanthropy. It is the obligation of the corporation to ensure that the sum total of its activities do not result in a net loss to the society. Evaluating the net impact of a corporation's activities on the greater society is certainly very challenging, and a difficult metric to reach consensus on. Stakeholders who are least vocal and whose interests are furthest from the economic value created by the firm, are the ones most likely to be impacted negatively. The responsibility of a firm lies in identifying the negative impacts of its activities, and either offsetting or minimizing these effects. Philanthropic activities must not be used as a proxy to fulfill a firm's social responsibility.


 

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Terrorism and War

I must confess that my reaction to the Mumbai attacks of last week was very different from mine to the September 11th attacks. My reaction this time was more like the reaction of my American friends at that time. At that time I thought: "We see bombs go off in India all the time. We had the 1993 Bombay Blasts – we kind of take it in our stride (sadly)." This time, though, the fact that these attacks were so different from what we are used to, shocked me, made me angry, and feel helpless. Now I understand how Americans felt on September 11th – it was not the scale of the attack, but the fact that something so different happened on American soil for the first time. Bombs have always gone off everywhere in the world – perhaps with a much smaller frequency in the US – but events like 9/11 and 26/11 indicate a turning point in the history of terrorism. The question is – what can we do to nip these changes in the bud. The US has been successful in preventing a recurrence. Will India be successful?

Thinking of which, what is the right approach to dealing with terrorism? More specifically, at what stage in the chain of terrorism does a state get involved? Here are some "entry points"

Peaceful means

  • Root cause: Assuming we know the root cause of the terrorists' unhappiness – be it allowing Kashmir to secede, or pulling US troops out of Iraq, or whatever – is just "giving them what they want" or "negotiating with them" sufficient? The peace-lovers certainly would like to start at the "root cause" level.
  • Reparations: This is along the same lines – but some of the "root cause" lies in the past – a group of people may be so upset over events of the past that they have taken up arms against the innocent. Can we set things right? Can we rebuild the Babri Masjid?
  • Engage, educate, uplift: Get involved in the lives of people in areas from where terrorism is thought to arise, spread education, self-confidence, etc.

Defensive means


 

  • After the attack: Track them down now that we have proof they did something bad
  • During the attack: Get at them once they've started attacking
  • At our doorsteps: Assume they'll attack, and just protect our important landmarks/facilities
  • Inside our territory: Assume they're already here, and hunt them down before they even try to attack
  • At our borders: Prevent them from entering our borders
  • On their turf: Spy on their turf, find out what they're trying to do, and attack them to defend from specific planned attacks

Offensive means

  • Go attack known terrorists anywhere in the world
  • Go attack areas which may be known to breed terrorists
  • Go attack terrorist training camps
  • Go to war with the "host country"


 

If we look at the above list of bullets as a continuum going from one extreme to the other, The Bush Doctorine clearly focuses on bullets closer to the bottom of the list. But then the big question is this – is going to war with the host country really worth it?

Is it really a good idea to go to war with Pakistan?

Notwithstanding the threat of a nuclear showdown, it never makes sense for India to go to war with Pakistan. Let us say there were no nuclear weapons involved here. What would be our goal in going to war with Pakistan? Signing a new peace agreement? Taking over and ruling that country? Controlling their military forces? Controlling their civilian government? Beating their civilian government down to submission? Gaining the ability to freely roam that country to then weed out those that would plan terrorist attacks against India?

None of these are worth our while. Some may argue that the last reason (being able to enter Pakistan and clean up all terrorist camps), is the best reason. I don't think it is realistic.

Think about this – The US, once it decided that elements in Iraq posed a threat to US security, decided to enter that country and wipe it clean. They haven't succeeded in cleaning up terrorists from that country. It is possible that they will, in the future. But a rich and technologically advanced country as the US has been there for almost 6 years without being able to "clean up terrorism." Can India, with the risk of geographical proximity to Pakistan, realistically, (after defeating them in a war) go on to cleanse terrorism in a reasonable time frame? No way.

My point is that India should avoid a war with Pakistan not because I love peace, or not because I am afraid of nuclear warfare, but simply because it is not worth our while even if we were to win it.

So where exactly should we fight the War on Terror?

Tightening borders, continuously gathering and processing intelligence, hunting down terrorists that have arrived/grown within India, are the necessary and most rational means. The issue is – we may want to do this – and we are certainly spending enough money on defense to be able to do this – but we do not have the leadership, discipline, and political wil to actually make it happen. We are bound by our own devices of corruption, over-deliberation, red tape, and inefficiency – from doing what we all believe and agree is right.